Thursday, January 11, 2007

Give me someone I can cuss!

Ever had a run-in with an automated phone answering service and no matter what option you chose you could not reach a live, human being?

That happens with my bank often. Here are some of the things I hate most about an automated phone system.

1. Automatically puts you on hold

2. The need to punch in a long string of numbers

3.Your call may be monitored or recorded

4. "We're sorry to keep you waiting" message that always sounds like your call is being answered.

5. Speech recognition technology....I'm southern and apparently these robots don't understand southern. "I'm sorry...could you repeat that?" or "I'm sorry I didn't understand that" coming for a robot makes me want to cuss

6. You are never given the option to speak to a live person...even if you punch the 0 key til your finger bleeds...which makes you want to cuss even more

That's what I hate most...an automated system never gives me someone live I can cuss!




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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:43 PM

    This is from a year ago, so some may be out of date....

    OK, Here's how to skip the answering menu and speak to a human being.

    The IVR Cheat Sheet™ by Paul English



    us finance

    phone

    steps to find a human
    America First

    800-999-3961

    0 or say "member services"
    American Express

    800-528-4800

    0 repeatedly
    American Funds

    800-421-0180

    Press 0.
    AMSouth Bank

    800-267-6884

    When the recording starts, press 111-0000. This is seven digits, like a phone number.
    Bank of America

    800-529-8804

    Press 555 at each prompt.
    Bank of America

    800 900 9000

    To get to human directly at any BOA #, press *0.
    Bank One

    877-226-5663

    00
    Capital One

    800-903-3637

    0,0,0
    Charles Schwab

    800-435-9050

    3, 0
    Chase

    800-CHASE24

    5 pause 1 4
    Chase Credit Card

    800-945-2006

    0
    Chrysler Financial

    800-700-0738

    Select language, then press 00
    Citi AAdvantage

    888-766-2484

    Ignore prompts and wait for a human.
    CitiCard

    800-967-8500

    0,0,0,0,0
    CitiFinancial

    800-643-5607

    0,0,0,0,0
    CitiMortgage

    800-283-7918

    ###
    Citizens Bank

    800-922-9999

    0,0,0
    Coutrywide Loans

    800-669-5864

    *0 repeatedly
    Decision One Mortgage

    888-264-3663

    Don't press any keys when prompted; they transfer you
    Diner's Club

    800-729-5309

    2
    Discover

    800-347-2683

    ****
    e*Trade

    800-786-2575

    #### (4 pound signs)
    Equifax

    800-997-2493


    Experian

    888-397-3742


    Exxon Mobil Card

    800-344-4355

    000 ignoring message
    Fidelity

    800-544-6666

    ignore prompt for social security number, just enter ###
    Fidelity NetBenefits

    800-581-5800

    1,#################
    GE Finance CareCredit

    866-893-7864

    1, 6, 5, 0, 0
    GM MasterCard

    800-947-1000

    Press "0" at each prompt.
    Honda Financial Services

    800-445-1358

    Press 0 at each prompt regardless of the message.
    HSBC

    800-477-6000

    1, 3, 0
    ING

    800-464-3473

    Direct to human.
    MasterCard

    800-MC-ASSIST

    000 on each menu
    MBNA

    800-421-2110

    00 when menu starts
    Mellon Investor

    800-649-3593

    Wait through initial recording finishes, select nothing--wait--you will be connected to a live customer service rep
    MetLife Bank

    866-226-5638

    Press # after each menu.
    PayPal

    402-935-7733

    Say "agent."
    Paypal Buyer Credit

    866-571-3012

    Be silent and at the end of the options press 6.
    PNC Bank

    888-762-2265

    Press * till it says "transfering to customer support;" takes about 3 *s.
    Privacy Guard

    800-734-0199

    Say "agent" or "no" or any word at each prompt.
    Sovereign Bank

    877-SOV-BANK

    1 english; 1 personal; 3 then social#; passcode, #; then 0 (1-3x)
    SunTrust

    800-786-8787

    Press # after each menu.
    TD Waterhouse

    800-934-4448

    Press # after opening prompt, then do it again after prompt to be transferred to rep.
    TIAA-CREF

    800-842-2252

    Press 00 at each prompt.
    Transunion

    800-888-4213


    US Bank

    800-872-2657

    0000
    USAA

    800-531-2265

    Say "representative" at every opportunity.
    Visa

    800-847-2911

    000 (ignore prompts saying that it's an invalid entry)
    Wachovia

    800-922-4684

    0, 0
    Wal Mart Credit Card

    866-888-3868

    0
    Washington Mutual

    800-756-8000

    At any time after the announcement(s) press 0,0.
    Washington Mutual

    800-788-7000

    Press 0 at each prompt regardless of the message.
    Wells Fargo

    800-869-3557

    0,0,0 or when asked for account number say "I don't know"
    Western Union

    800-325-6000

    * then ##
    us government

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Dept of Education Loans

    800-848-0979

    Say and do nothing at the prompt and you will be transfered to someone.
    EDD

    800-300-5616

    When you hear "welcome", press 1, then press 4 and 0 at the next two prompts.
    Federal Trade Commission

    877-382-4357

    At each prompt, press 4, 5, 0.
    FEMA

    800-621-FEMA

    Select language (1 for English), Don't choose any option, just hold for human; or press 00
    INS/Citizenship

    800-375-5283

    Select language, then press 2, 6, 2, 4 at the prompts, press 0.
    Medicare

    800-MEDICARE

    RE; info for part "D" Medicare Prescription Drug Plans- When recording begins say "Agent" 5+ times.
    Medicare

    800-633-4227

    Say "agent" or press 0.
    Social Security

    800-772-1213

    Press 00.
    US Dept. of Transportation

    800-832-5660

    Press 000.
    USPS

    800-275-8777

    Press 3 at each prompt. Press 2 at the next recording.
    Veterans Affairs

    800-827-1000

    Press 1,0.
    us insurance

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Aetna

    800-537-9384

    2, then say "operator" (check this)
    Aetna

    800-680-3566

    * then 0 anytime
    AIG

    877-638-4244

    Direct to human.
    Blue Cross FEP

    800-451-7602

    Wait for prompt, then press 0, 3 to reach a CS rep.
    CIGNA

    800-516-2898

    REGARDING A BILL
    Cigna

    800-849-9000

    ##
    Delta Dental

    888-335-8227

    00000, wait through message, select language, 4, 0.
    GEICO

    800-841-3000

    Wait for prompt then 6, 1, 5; Or dail 800-555-2752
    Medco

    800-251-7690

    0000, enter member id or say "i don't have a member id."
    Medicare

    800-633-4227

    After the opening prompt say "agent".
    Principal Life

    800-247-4695

    1 for english, 2, then 0 several times.
    Prudential Financial

    800-778-2255

    Say "Customer Service Representative" several times after intro.
    United Health Care

    866-844-4864

    000000,0,0
    USAA

    800-531-6095

    000 then #; or # initially to dial the extension of a specific representative
    us pharmacy

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Caremark

    800-262-7890

    0
    CVS

    local store

    Press 6 to connect to store manager.
    drugstore.com

    800-378-4786

    2, 5
    Eckerd

    800-325-3737

    0 for pharmacy, 8* for manager
    Express Scripts - TriCare

    866-363-8667

    0, listen announcement, 0,0.
    MEDCO

    800-987-5269

    Say "representative" after each message (3x).
    Rite Aid

    local store

    Press 3 to speak to the pharmacy
    Walgreens

    local store

    0 for a pharmacy employee
    Walgreens Mail Order

    800-635-3070

    0,00
    us products

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Bose

    800-444-2673

    Direct to human.
    Entertainment Weekly Mag

    866-228-1183

    Say "Agent" then "yes" when asked "Do you want to speak to a C.S. rep."
    GE Appliance

    800-626-2005

    000
    GE Consumer Products

    800-720-2094

    Select type the of product from menu and you'll get a human.
    Kodak

    800-235-6325

    *7 or *28
    Kodak Gallery (Ofoto)

    800-360-9098

    Say "customer service representative" repeatedly.
    Konica Minolta

    800-285-6422

    0
    Panasonic

    800-211-7262

    0,0,0
    Playstation

    800-345-7669

    0
    Sonos

    800-680-2345

    1 sales; 2 support
    Sony

    800-222-7669

    When prompted, say "Agent."
    Sports Illustrated

    800-284-8800

    0,0,0,0 (ignore "invalid entry" messages)
    Time Magazine

    866-731-5401

    0,0,0,0 (ignore "invalid entry" messages)
    XM Radio

    800-967-2346

    0
    us retail

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Advance Auto Parts

    800-314-4243

    Press 0 when the automated message begins.
    Amazon Visa

    888-247-4080

    Press 0 twice. Ignore invalid account message.
    Amazon.com

    800-201-7575

    Wait though the first menu for an agent.
    Apple Stores

    local store

    press 5 as soon as you hear the automated menu
    Banana Republic

    888-277-8953

    0
    Barnes & Noble

    local store

    Press 1 or 0 during greeting.
    Barnes & Noble.com

    800-843-2665

    Direct to human.
    Best Buy

    888-237-8289

    Listen to intro, then press 1,2,0,0
    Best Buy Card

    800-365-0292

    00* then press 8
    Blair

    800-458-2000

    Direct to human.
    Buy.com

    949-389-2000

    Dail 0 and direct to rep
    Cabela's

    800-237-4444

    Direct to human.
    Circuit City Visa

    888-363-8001

    Press 0 a lot.
    CompUSA

    local

    0
    eBay

    800-322-9266

    0,0
    Gap Credit Card

    800-887-1198

    000
    Home Depot

    local store

    Direct to human.
    Home Depot

    800-793-3768

    # 2-3 times
    Home Shopping Net

    800-284-3100

    0
    Ikea

    800-434-4532

    Press 0 many times quickly!
    JC Penney

    800-222-6161

    Press 0 twice, ignoring error message.
    K-Mart

    local store

    0
    Kohl's Credit

    800 564-5740

    After providing account info, press 0 three times
    LL Bean

    800-441-5713

    Direct to human
    Lowe's

    800-445-6937

    Press 0 as the recording kicks in to get to the Operator
    NetFlix

    888-638-3549

    0
    Old Navy

    800-653-6289

    0
    Overstock.com

    800-843-2446

    At the main menu, 0 three to four times to bypass the menu
    Petco

    local store

    3
    QVC

    800-367-9444

    0
    Radio Shack

    800-843-7422

    0,0
    RadioShack

    local store

    Direct to human.
    Rent-A-Center

    800-422-8186

    1
    Safeway

    local store

    As soon as voice prompt starts type 1200 to get human
    Sears

    800-4-MY-HOME

    Be silent to be put in queue for human.
    Sears Delivery

    800-732-7747

    *122
    Sears Repairs

    800-469-4663

    Repeat "Help" everytime the IVR tries to give options.
    Sharper Image

    800-344-9919

    Direct to human.
    Staples

    800-333-3330

    Just wait through intro and you will be connected to a representative.
    Staples

    local store

    0
    Stop & Shop

    local number

    0
    Target

    local store

    0 during greeting.
    The Company Store

    800-285-3696

    0
    Tiger Direct

    888-999-7300

    0
    Toys "R" Us

    local store

    0
    Wal-Mart

    800-925-6278

    1 for directory
    us shipping

    phone

    steps to find a human
    DHL

    800-225-5345

    Press 1, press 5, press 0, enter your phone number.
    FedEx

    888-463-3339

    At message say "Rep"; or press 0
    Union Pacific

    800-877-5123

    Press # sign during main menu options.
    UPS

    800-742-5877

    0,0
    us technology

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Apple

    800-275-2273

    000; if virtual rep answers, say "operator"
    Apple Tech Support

    800-275-2273

    0,,0,,0 Wait for IVR response before pressing 0 each time.
    Compaq

    800-652-6672

    When asked what product say "I don't know", then "person", ignore message and human will answer (may gave to hold)
    Dell

    888-560-8324

    00, 0, 0, 0
    Earthlink

    888-earthlink

    1 find a dialin number; 2 billing; 3 sales; 4 support
    Epson

    800-922-8911

    yes
    Fujitsu PC Support

    800-385-4878

    0, 0
    Gateway

    800-846-2301

    Press nothing and wait through message.
    Geek Squad

    800-433-5778

    0,0,0,0,0,0
    Godaddy

    480-505-8877

    4, #, select 1 for new customer 2 existing customer, #again
    HP

    800-474-6836

    Say "agent".
    HP

    888-560-8324

    00
    IBM

    800-IBM-4YOU

    You go into a hold queue immediately
    kodak

    800-235-6325

    Press # after intro message.
    lockheed martin

    800-435-7063

    Press *7 after intro.
    Microsoft

    800-936-5700

    Always 0. This is true for just about any MS number.
    QuickBooks

    888-729-1996

    1 purchase; 2 billing; 3 registration; 4 tech support or 0 to human
    Symantec

    800-441-7234

    00
    Zone Labs, Inc.

    877-966-5221

    Press 2 for direct to human 24/7
    us telco

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Alltel Cellular

    800-255-8351

    Press # four times.
    AOL

    800-827-6364

    Press 0 repeatedly, ignoring all messages.
    AT&T

    800-222-0300

    Press # four times, then press 1 if for current phone, 2 to enter other number, else 3.
    AT&T Wireless

    800-888-7600

    During prompts, press * then # twice.
    BellSouth

    877-678-2355

    Press *0.
    Cellular One

    888-910-9191

    Press 4.
    Charter Communications

    888-438-2478

    Press 0 eight times.
    Cingular

    800-211-2445

    Direct to human.
    Comcast

    800-266-2278

    Press 000 or be silent and wait.
    Cox Communications

    877-247-2474

    Press 4.
    Headsets.com

    800-432-3738

    Direct to human.
    MCI/Costco Calling Card

    800-938-4949

    Press 2 four times.
    Metro PCS

    888-863-8768

    Press #43.
    Motorola

    800-331-6456

    Press 0 twice.
    Nextel

    800-639-6111

    Press 0 five times.
    Qwest

    800-244-1111

    Say "Agent" 5 times.
    RCN

    800-746-4726

    Press 5, then 3, then 1.
    SBC

    800-585-7928

    Again, an (intelligent, this time) IVR wants YOUR phone number first.
    SBC DSL Support

    877-722-3755

    Say "no" and enter your phone # (or "yes" if calling from same number on account), then press 0 repeatedly.
    Simple Freedom

    800-335-6401

    Press 1, then 3, then 2.
    Sprint

    800-658-7564

    Direct to human.
    Sprint Broadband Direct

    888-996-0001

    Press 0 twice.
    Sprint PCS

    866-273-2163

    Direct to human.
    SunCom

    800-786-7378

    Press 0 four to five times during or after opening message.
    T-Mobile

    877-606-4801

    Direct to human.
    TracFone

    800-867-7183

    Press 1 for English, wait for next menu to start, then press 5, then 4.
    U.S. Cellular

    888-944-9400

    Press 0.
    Verizon 411 Directory Assistance

    411

    Press 0.
    Verizon DSL

    800-567-6789

    Say "Agent" repeatedly.
    Verizon Phone Repair

    800-275-2355

    Direct to human.
    Verizon Wireless

    800-922-0204

    Press #00 or enter phone # then 0 then 4.
    Virgin Mobile

    888-322-1122

    Press 2, then say: "English", "More Options", "Ask a Question", "Live Advisor", "Something Else", "I don't have one", then enter phone # or say "I don't have one."
    Vonage Customer Care

    888-250-1799

    Direct to human.
    us travel

    phone

    steps to find a human
    American Airlines

    800-433-7300

    00, then say "agent"
    Amtrak

    800-872-7245

    0 or say "agent"
    Amtrak

    877-444-4773

    Direct to human.
    Delta

    800-221-1212

    Say "agent" 3-4 times - every time it asks for a response from you.
    E-Z Pass

    888-288-6865

    0,0,0,0 (ignoring "invalid response" messages)
    Jet Blue

    800-538-2583

    0
    Kayak.com

    203-899-3120

    0
    Lufthansa

    800-399-5838

    Direct to human.
    Mariott Rewards

    800-321-7396

    Enter rewards number and press 0 (or just press 0 if you don't have the #).
    National Car Rental

    800-227-7368

    Direct to human.
    Northwest

    800-225-2525

    *, 0,0 after initial greeting
    Orbitz

    888-656-4546

    #,#,#,#,#
    Southwest

    800-435-9792

    Direct to human. (may hold if busy time)
    Travelocity

    888-872-8356

    #,#,#,#,#,#,#,#,#,# (ignoring "I'm sorry I did not understand" messages)
    United

    800-864-8331

    Do nothing, wait for human.
    United

    800-864-8331

    When you hear "let's get started" say "Agent" ... then "Domestic" or "International" as appropriate.
    US Airways

    800-428-4322

    4, wait, 1
    Walt Disney World

    407-824-4521

    Direct line to Magic Kingdom Guest Relations
    us tv/satellite

    phone

    steps to find a human
    Charter communications

    866-499-8080

    Select language, 0,0,0,0,0,0 (and then hold :(
    comcast

    800-945-2288

    Ignore message and after 25 seconds, a human will answer.
    Direct TV

    800-347-3288

    0 repeatedly
    Sirius

    888 539-7474

    0
    TiVo

    877-367-8486

    Say "Live Agent"
    XM Radio

    800-998-7900

    Direct to human.
    228 companies as of Tue, 03-Jan-2006 13:19 CST




    I hope you find this useful.
    Take Care,

    -p

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    http://lastfreevoice.wordpress.com/

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