Thursday, August 31, 2006

Christian Coalition Name Change Contest

Bumping this post. Winners will be announced by 5 PM today. If you have any last minute entries get them in now.

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Got the following announcement in my email and thought it would be fun to have us a little contest to help the "Christian Coalition" of Alabama come up with a name much more appropriate than the one they are abandoning.

MONTGOMERY-Today Christian Coalition of Alabama officials announced the formal notice of a name change. In a letter to Roberta Combs dated August 22, 2006, Christian Coalition of Alabama President John Giles stated, “I have been commissioned and authorized by the Board of Directors of the Christian Coalition of Alabama, Inc. to notify you as Chairman and President of the Christian Coalition of America of our plans to change the name of our state organization.” Alabama joins Iowa and Ohio state chapters in the departure as state affiliates of the Christian Coalition of America.
CCA Board of Directors is currently developing a new name and logo for the state operation, which will be unveiled on or before November 1, 2006.

Winners of this contest will be announced by me one week from today on August 30, 2006. Winners will receive something from my stash of "Nall for Governor" campaign goodies.

I'll start us off and my entries do not count as part of the contest....but you have to submit your own original suggestions.

1. The "We take Mississippi Indian Casino Money and Lie About It" coalition.

2. The Alabama Taliban Coalition

3. The Minsitry of Vice and Virtue

4. We Hate Fags and Women More Than You Do Coalition

5. God Only Loves White People Coalition

6. The Alabama Branch of the Westboro Baptist Church

Y'all chime in whenever you get ready.

Listen to this and then consider doing THIS!


Blue Gal said...

How about, "Liar, Liar, Cross on Fire."

Just saying.

ShavenYak said...

With apologies to Monty Python, I think they should become the Alabamian Christian Coalition.

BRIAN: Are you the Christian Coalition of Alabama?
REG: F**k off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Christian Coalition of Alabama. We're the Alabamian Christian Coalition! Christian Coalition of Alabama. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I... join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Liberals as much as anybody.
REG: Schtum.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Liberals already.
REG: Listen. If you really wanted to join the A.C.C., you'd have to really hate the Liberals.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Liberals are the f**king Christian Coalition of Alabama.
A.C.C.: Yeah...
JUDITH: Splitters.

Diamond Dave said...

1. The "Group Against You Sinning" (The G.A.Y.S.)

Loretta Nall said...

I see y'all are gonna make it hard for me to choose a winner by the time this wraps up.

Another thing I will do is send a list of the suggestions to Mr. Giles just to help him along. It's the 'christian' thing to do to help my neighbor, no?

Dystopos said...

Oftentimes, in order to secure a trademark on a generic term, an organization will merely change the spelling. With that in mind, I suggest:

Krazy Kristian Koalition

Don said...

Giles’ Alabama Gentiles .... GAG

Loretta Nall said...

Here's another one

"If it's your's our business" coalition

Dan said...

Nazis for Christ

Anonymous said...

Ku Klux Koalition

Anonymous said...

Giles' Genital Gestapo

Shih Tzu said...

Coalition for the Regulation of Everyone Else's Personal Stuff

Anonymous said...

'Bama Bible Bitches & Butt Boys

yuh-uhuh! said...

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fitz you!!! said...

The Righteous Muthas

HairFarmer said...

I have to go with:

"The Alabama Inquisition Coalition"
"The Alabama Non-Ultra Conservative (Protestant)Christian Inquisition"

What A Show!

Stupid Git said...

"The 700 Thugs"

Martin said...

Alabama Pray for Pay

Don Lowell said...

How about [The Theocracy Conspiracy]??


Jone said...

The Christian coalition tends to lie, steal, and cheat to get their way(ex: Raph Reed - the prototypical CC member). They willfully spread hatred (used to be blacks, now Muslins), and support the killing of innocents abroad (hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis have been killed in brutal ways... but we got Saddam). If you read the Bible, you will find that there is nothing that Christ said that supports any of this,... not 1 word. As a matter of fact, all of these acts are directly, 180 degrees, opposed to what Christ taught and to who He is. Therefore, in the name of truth in advertising, I humbly suggest the Anti-Christ Coalition.

Anonymous said...

Alabama Brownshirt Brigade

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Alabama Coalition of Little Dick Guys & the Women Who Love 'em

ThinkingManNeil said...

Fascist Ass-Clowns for Jesus

God's Own SS

Anal-Retentive Goodweenies for America

ThinkingManNeil said...

Oops, that shoulld be "Anal_retentive Godweenies of America"

paulie said...

I suggest, due to their hypocrisy in alleging themselves to be a Ministry of God while being paid political shills for some gambling interests against potential competition - and other numerous hypocrisies - as well as their general Luciferian project to rule in God's name and mete out His punishment, they should be called:


after George Orwell's "1984"....


Miniluv - Ministry of Love (law and order). "The Ministry of Love was the really frightening one. There were no windows in it at all.... One did not know what happened inside the Ministry of Love, but it was possible to
guess: tortures, drugs, delicate instruments that registered your nervous reactions, gradual wearing-down by sleeplessness and solitude and persistent questioning."

Ministry of Peace Minipax - Ministry of Peace (war)

Miniplenty - Ministry of Plenty (rationing). The Ministry of Plenty controlled the entire economy.

Minitrue - Ministry of Truth (propaganda)==========================

see also, students for an orwellian society

conservatives for american values

republicrat national committee

Anonymous said...

Keep America Ignorant Coalition

The Alabama Moderate said...

Missions and
League of

(I'll bet Giles wouldn't catch on to that one. Maybe I should actually submit it to him.)

ABKN said...

I was thinking The Best White Rose Coalition, or My Bible Shines the Brightest Coalition

Loretta Nall said...

First Place goes to Blue Gal for 'Liar Liar Cross on Fire'

Second Place goes to Real Shaven Yak for the Monty Python skit

Third Place goes to yuh-uhuh for DOUCHE BAG

If all of you will kindly head over to the campaign goodie store and pick out what you want then email me with that information and a shipping address I will have your stuff sent out by the end of the week.

Once again I apologize for the delay.