That's really funny stuff

I've just re-read the Talladega Daily Home article and I keep laughing about Drug Task Force Commander Jason Murray stating emphatically that the gateway theory is a fact. That just kills me. If it were a FACT would it be called a THEORY?

I also get an uncontrollable case of the giggles from this other line from His Brilliance, Mr. Murray.


"These are scientific studies that were conducted by people who are supposed to be a lot smarter than me."

He says that as if he has some serious reservations that a scientist could, in any way, be smarter than him. When, really, how smart do you have to be to kick down doors at 3 a.m. and point big guns at sleep disoriented people?

Another gut buster is DA Steve Giddens claim that people call his office and ask him about legalizing meth and crack cocaine. I can assure you that the last person a crack cocaine or meth user want to converse with is the local DA of the county they live in. I'd wager that what Giddens said has never actually happened.

These two guys are absurd and Mr. Norwood couldn't possibly have picked two better goons for this article.