I Volunteer

There is a war of words and threats emerging in this retarded Bob 'Elvis' Riley bingo dispute. Yesterday the sheriff of Greene Co. Thomas Ison and Senator Bobby Singleton stated that, should the state sanctioned armed goons show up to close down Greene Track that the sheriff would deputize citizens to stand them down.

While a lot of people are completely freaking out over those statements I think they are fabulous! So fabulous, in fact, that I have written both the Sheriff and Sen. Singleton and volunteered to be deputized in the event that the armed state invaders show up.

That would be grand fun.