Showing posts with label mobile police arrest granny for peeing in bushes. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 01, 2009

81 Year old MeMaw arrested for bad bladder

This is SICK and makes the Mobile Police look like uncaring buffoons...which they obviously are.

A little 81 year old MeMaw with a really bad bladder was at her bank near Bienville Square in Mobile when nature called. The bank didn't have a bathroom so MeMaw set out for the nearest ones...the Port-a-Potties on the other side of the park. She didn't make it and when her bladder let loose she jumped in the nearest bushes, which, unfortunately were attached to a police substation in the park. An idiot cadet saw MeMaw, called for back up and MeMaw was arrested, booked, mug shot taken and charged with public lewdness. Now she is going to trial.

Do cops not have any decency at all? Hell do they not have any brains at all? You don't arrest MeMaw with her bad bladder for peeing in the bushes.

You. Just. Don't. Do. That.

If you have even a shred of human decency you turn your head and act like you didn't see her...you know give her a little privacy. If she sees you then you should immediately remove your coat or jacket or shirt and use it to cover her so no one else sees her. You don't call for back up and have MeMaw arrested ya fuckin' moron!.

It's a shame MeMaw didn't turn that little punk-ass cadet over her knee and wear him out. And the punk-ass cadet is damn lucky it wasn't my MeMaw he caught peeing in the bushes. Cannie P. Sapp would have beat his ass with his own baton.

This MeMaw is taking her case to trial. Oh what I would give to be on that jury!!

GO MEMAW!!!

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