I'm spending my $800 on

WEED!!!

Sorry President Bush...the only thing that will be stimulated with that $800 of the economic stimulus package is ME. There's some great weed around just now too, so could you hurry up and send it before all the supply returns to Mexican brick weed that tastes like it was cured in the tires of the 18-wheeler that brought it across the border.

Thanks!

(Note: To all law enforcement officials reading my blog...I'm just kidding)