Wednesday, January 23, 2008

This Guy Needs a Bud Light Commercial



(Sung) Real Men of Genius

(Spoken) Today we salute you Mr. "Slow Down there's a cop ahead headlight flasher guy".

(Sung) Mr. Slow down there's a cop ahead headlight flasher guy.

(Spoken) Your brazen attempts to warn fellow speeders of impending highway doom in the form of a ticket despite your own peril are truly commendable

(Sung) He needs commending

(Spoken) When I am driving 95 miles per hour on 280 your flashing lights are a more welcome sight than water in the Sahara desert.

(Sung) Who needs a fuzz buster?

(Spoken) You have through your own altruistic act saved me many thousands of dollars in speeding tickets and probably more than a few jail visits for having weed on me

(Sung) God Bless you

(Spoken) So flash on home Mr. Slow down there's a cop ahead headlight flasher guy and crack open an ice cold bud light, but watch out for those unmarked cars

(Sung)Those Sneaky bastards

(Spoken) Because if you get taken to jail we're all screwed

(Sung) Mr. Slow down there's a cop ahead headlight flasher guy

1 comment:

~~alapoet~~ said...

Ha ha ha!

Now that's one commercial that could convince me to start back drinking beer, even though my liver's already mad at me!