Monday, April 20, 2009

Family Guy: Bag of Weed

This is a MUST WATCH


5 comments:

Dragan Vojnovic said...

Oh my God! Epic! I want this as my ringtone!

Laura said...

hahahahaha what an awesome ringtone it'd be...hahaha
This is great! I think we should start practicing and do this song and dance down in Montgomery! At the State house.. :D
haha I would love it..Stewie is my favorite on that show, then Brian..

Vape_1:29 said...

- As a long time fan of both Family Guy and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
I was ROTF-LMFAO when I heard the music for "Bag of Weed" start.

- I also like the dialogue leading up the song,
where Brian says, (to a largely unresponsive outdoor-audience),

“No more oppression!”

“We as American adults with freewill,
have the right to use marijuana if we choose to!”

“Enough government profiteering under the guise of morality!”

“Enough with this phony War On Drugs!”

- Then, after several seconds of silence,
Stewie says,

“You know, you’re going about this all wrong, Brian.
If you wanna win people over, you cahn’t just drone-on like Ben Stein.
You gotta have a little more showmanship . . .
Here . . . Watch . . . ”

Vape_1:29 said...

Family Guy - Bag of Weed
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Stewie:
Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
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Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
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Stewie & Brian:
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
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All:
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
*
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
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Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
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*
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Stewie:
Here you go, you're all getting it now
*
*
Ensemble:
When Texas people want to feel good,
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Stewie:
They go assault a queer.
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*
Ensemble:
When stupid people need a thrill,
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Stewie:
They rent The Rocketeer.
*
*
Ensemble:
When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
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Stewie:
He humps a guy like me.
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Ensemble:
Right!
*
*
All:
But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
*
*
*
One, Two, Three, HO!
*
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
*
Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
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*
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Stewie:
Have a go, Brian!
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Brian:
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool."
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Stewie:
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."
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*
Brian:
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.
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All:
HEY!
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'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
*
*
And One, Two!
*
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
*
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
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(break)
*
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
*
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
*
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with A Bag...
Of...
Weed!
*
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!!

Anonymous said...

thanks