The following crime was reported overnight to the Montgomery Police Department
Thieves smashed a glass front door at a specialty shop in the 5700 block of Woodmere Boulevard at 2:04 a.m. and stole two glass “water bongs” and two glass pipes valued at $775 on Monday. The two glass pipes are valued at $75. The “water bongs” are valued at $700 total. The thieves caused $400 damage to the front door.
Something tells me that the cops won't expend too many resources trying to track these thieves down.