Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I Volunteer

There is a war of words and threats emerging in this retarded Bob 'Elvis' Riley bingo dispute. Yesterday the sheriff of Greene Co. Thomas Ison and Senator Bobby Singleton stated that, should the state sanctioned armed goons show up to close down Greene Track that the sheriff would deputize citizens to stand them down.

While a lot of people are completely freaking out over those statements I think they are fabulous! So fabulous, in fact, that I have written both the Sheriff and Sen. Singleton and volunteered to be deputized in the event that the armed state invaders show up.

That would be grand fun.

1 comment:

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I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as technology further advances, the possibility of downloading our brains onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's one of the things I really wish I could experience in my lifetime.

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