Latex in Mongomery

My friend Bob Kincaid has been keeping up with the Sex Toys for Troy King and the erotic asphyxiation death of Reverend Gary Aldridge and he put together this song called "Latex in Montgomery'. It is done to the tune of "Angel from Montgomery" by John Prine and Iris DeMent. It is HYSTERICAL! I added images so that I could upload it here.



Damn! I can't quit singing it. It's so catchy!

Send me a dildo
I can't buy one in Montgomery
Send me a sex toy
But the deacons can't know

I told you so!

After months of circling the wagons and trying in vain to shoot the messenger it has been determined that the Rev. Gary Aldridge of Thorington Rd. Baptist Church in Montgomery, AL died with his hands and feet bound behind his back wearing two rubberized suits.
Please forgive my vast ignorance of erotic ashphixiation....but why two rubberized suits? How in the hell would you even get two of them on?

That translates to some serious KINK....just as I suspected. I wonder what all of the people who threatend me over my speculation will have to say today? Not much I'd bet.

As for the papers assertion that 'no foul play was involved....hehe oh it was foul all right and was certainly play.

Here is the story from todays Montgomery Advertiser

Aldridge autopsy released

By Andre Coe

A Montgomery minister found in his home this summer died with his hands and feet bound behind his back and dressed in two rubberized suits, an offical autopsy report showed.

The Montgomery Advertiser obtained a copy of the 13-page report on Friday, one day after District Attorney Ellen Brooks authorized its release.

The Rev. Gary Michael Aldridge was found dead June 24. Police ruled the 51-year-old pastor of Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone at the time of his death and that there was no foul play involved.

The autopsy, prepared by Senior State Medical Examiner Dr. Stephen Boudreau of the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences, lists "accidental mechanical asphyxia" as the cause of death. It gave a one-paragraph description of what the examiner saw when he conducted the autopsy on June 25.

A toxicology report showed no signs of drugs in Aldridge's system, but did find traces of ethanol, also known as ethyl alcohol. Boudreau explained that a body that is decomposing creates ethyl alcohol. Aldridge's death has been the subject of rumors since the church asked the community to "refrain from speculation" until police completed their investigation.

Brooks said Friday that her office gets hundreds of cases requiring autopsy reports every year.

"I don't know anything about any speculation," she said. "I'm a prosecutor. I have no case to prosecute. It is not a criminal matter at this point. If you're asking about idle curiosity, I'm not going to comment on that."

Capt. Huey Thornton, a police spokesman, said Montgomery Police used an out-of-state agency during its investigation, but he would not name the agency. He said the agency corroborated MPD's finding that Aldridge was alone when he died.

The Montgomery Advertiser requested a copy of the autopsy in a July 11 letter to the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences. On July 12, the department replied that "... the report(s) cannot be released to the public at this time because the District Attorney has determined that the case is still under investigation. ..."

After police reported on Wednesday they had completed their investigation, the Advertiser made another request for the autopsy report.

Rod Kennette, deputy director of the state Department of Forensic Sciences, said he received Brooks' authorization to release the report shortly before 5 p.m. on Thursday.

The medical examiner who conducted Aldridge's autopsy said Friday the long wait for the autopsy findings was not unusual.

"These things happen," Boudreau said. "We see probably two of these a year. If you're not used to seeing that sort of thing, it's probably unusual."

Erotic Asphyxiation Anyone?

There is a very odd story coming out of the Montgomery Advertiser about a Baptist preacher at an East Montgomery Church being found dead of asphyxiation while his wife was out of town.

The original story with reader comments is here.

My first thought when I read the original story was erotic asphyxiation (possibly auto...possibly not) and the more I read about this case the more convinced I become that this is how the guy died. That makes it uber-scandalous because he was a BAPTIST preacher.

In the second story out today it makes it look like maybe someone else was involved, but hadn't meant to kill the guy. Perhaps there was a little adulterous sex-play going on while wifey was out of town and Preacher Aldrige popped a vein when he got his rock and his buddy fled in fear?

You know...I generally mistrust preachers more than I do cops. Think about it. They are in a position to learn your family secrets, to gain your trust, to be around your kids unsupervised and never have anyone think ill of them because they are 'men of God." Never have anyone suspect them because they can quote some verses from an obscure book, deliver a eulogy at a funeral and eat Sunday dinner at your table. It's the perfect cover for child molesters and other weirdo's who have such perverse desires and fantasies that if they didn't become a preacher they would be found out and ostracized from the community. Makes me wonder what Roy Moore is hiding in his closet!?

Now, I know of no child molestation connected with this preacher and I do not think ill of people who have strange sexual desires that they act out with other consenting adults....what turns my stomach is the fact that for 15 years this guy more than likely preached against sins of the flesh OFTEN while engaging in that very thing everytime his wife's shadow was out of the door.

I don't know if we will ever get the whole story on this. I have my doubts because if my husband was a Baptist preacher and died while engaging in strange adulterous sex play while I was out of town I would not want anyone to know. And you know the Baptist congregation will be so humiliated that they will do everything in their power to cover up the truth behind this.