Thursday, November 15, 2007

We're # 1 We're # 1

At having one of the highest sexually transmitted disease rates in the nation according to the AP.

Associated Press Writer

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) -- Alabama was among the states with the highest rates in the country for syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia last year, according to a report by federal health officials.

See, this is what happens when you ban sex toys which, is about the safest sex you can have. We might have less sexually transmitted diseases and fewer unwanted pregnancies if we had cheap, easy access to sex toys.. I actually brought up that fact with Brian Lyman when we were doing the interview for the sex toy article.

And while I've got you here let me ask you this....does Troy King have his latex-gloved hand up that pig's butt?

He does doesn't he?


Anonymous said...

Syphilis, eh? Well, at least we have an explanation for the election of certain politicians...

Loretta Nall said...

ya know ALMod...that does explain a great deal...lolololol